December 2009
4 posts
“Good news only 2 Mondays left in the year—-Bad news 52 Mondays left in...”
“Friday is the ranch dip for the cauliflower that is my brain”
“Hi! Happy Thursday!”, he said with fake enthusiasm, knowing that all he...”
“Thursday-wow-this is Awkward-Look I know last week it felt serious-we had our...”
November 2009
4 posts
“Monday—invented by Nazis”
“This goes out to that special someone that makes everything else bearable. You...”
“You Are Here...”
“Things better than a Monday: paper cuts, concussions, sun burns, cold showers,...”
October 2009
2 posts
“Imagine you are a plane on a non-stop flight to California but suddenly you...”
“just thinking that Thursday kind of rhymes with thirsty so I’m beginning...”
September 2009
10 posts
“What, you think cause it’s nice outside and that it’s starting to...”
“Thursday is like Friday’s personal assistant because nobody gets to see...”
“I say we change the name of Monday to...”
“Thursday you’ve done it to me again—you’ve gotten me all...”
“remember when you were a kid and your parents told you to be good and you might...”
“Tuesday—I understand that you’ve been mistreated and not given any...”
“Hey Friday how are you?Listen I’m just going to say it,I’m crazy...”
“Hey Thursday—the results are in and congratulations you won second place...”
“Wednesday—weekday prozac—makes you numb enough to forget Monday and...”
“Tuesday—You are Monday’s little toadie—not much on your own...”
August 2009
26 posts
“Monday if you were a doctor your name would be Doom”
“Hey Friday—before you get to the house could you stop off and get me some...”
“Thursday-the mirage in the desert of the week—looks good from a distance...”
“While Enjoyable Days… Next Escape Still Days Away Yet….W E D N E S D...”
“Oh I’m sorry did I break your concentration?..You were saying something...”
“did you ever notice the best day of the week has a turd right in the middle of...”
“Thursday—how do I feel about you today—hmm-I know to quote the...”
“seeing as how I’m a glass half-empty person instead of half-full there are...”
“OK Monday-I don’t want to fight with you today. You just pass on by and I...”
“Thursday—you are like Neapolitan Ice Cream—You start out like...”
“Martes, martedi, terca-feira, marti, mardi, Dienstag, Dinsdag, Tysdagr, xingqi...”
“Friday—your back—I thought you wanted to see other people—well...”
“well what can I say about Friday that hasn’t been said—just know...”
“Wednesday do you really need that many letters?—-the only day that sounds...”
“Tuesday- you are the middle child of the week—no one really pays any...”
“Hey you know what’s great about Mondays….uh yeah not sure—feel...”
“Sunday is the bi-polar day of the week it starts out so happy and full of...”
“hey…Thursday listen..it’s not working out…I think we need to...”
“Let’s all band together and as a group we will make Thursday the new...”
“Still on the bad side of Friday—trying to do what I can to get on the good...”
“im sorry friday you just don’t have it this week to me you seem just as...”
“Thursday you look incredible today—I could care less about your friend...”
“well this day is off to a fantastic start—hopefully someone could maybe...”
“Alright Tuesday bringing the suck!”
“Ahh poor Thursday everybody just uses you to get to your cool friend...”
“random comment about Mondays, random comment about tiredness, random comment...”